Job Interviews Tips #2

#jobinterviewtips 2: when asked what your strengths are, answer "I'm a self-believer." then pause, tilt your head, smile fatuously and continue "I have my own religion with 7 gods all being me." Then stand up, and face the door, raise your arms in the air, cast a spell and leave the room. You'll get the job in three days. (In five if one arm is higher than the other)