A Tip for The Goalkeeper Who Conceded Five Goals in 30 Minutes

You need to keep the ball to yourself. Otherwise they will net goals.
Keep it, run, try to score. You have no other option. If the ball is with someone else, you'll certainly concede goals!

Note: Really sorry for the poor guy. 6-0 now. As I was typing he conceded another goal. There should be the chance to withdraw in football even if the game isn't over.

Note 2: 7-0? Really? Oh my God!